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{"fact":"A cat's normal pulse is 140-240 beats per minute, with an average of 195.","length":73}

{"fact":"Female cats tend to be right pawed, while male cats are more often left pawed. Interestingly, while 90% of humans are right handed, the remaining 10% of lefties also tend to be male.","length":182}

{"fact":"Fossil records from two million years ago show evidence of jaguars.","length":67}

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