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{"fact":"Some notable people who disliked cats: Napoleon Bonaparte, Dwight D. Eisenhower, Hitler.","length":89}
{"fact":"In the 1750s, Europeans introduced cats into the Americas to control pests.","length":75}
{"slip": { "id": 12, "advice": "Always block trolls."}}
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{"fact":"Cats make about 100 different sounds. Dogs make only about 10.","length":62}
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{"slip": { "id": 29, "advice": "As you get older, learn never to trust a fart."}}
{"fact":"Neutering a cat extends its life span by two or three years.","length":60}
{"slip": { "id": 37, "advice": "There is no reason at all to believe that White Wine is any different to water when it comes to removing Red Wine stains."}}
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